Oddjams

"Cute as a button" Is that supposed to be a compliment? Since when are buttons cute?

Are marbles made of marble?

Aren't the 'good things that come to those who wait' just the leftovers from the people that got there first?

Can you breathe out of your nose and mouth at the same time?

Can you get cornered in a round room?

Can you make a candle out of your earwax?

Did Noah have woodpeckers on the ark? If he did, where did he keep them?

Do bald people get dandruff?

Do coffins have lifetime guarantees?

Do Jewish vampires avoid crosses or Stars of David?

Do movie producers still say lights, camera, and action when it is a dark scene?

Do stairs go up or down?

Do the air bubbles that are created when you fart in water, smell when they pop?

How come you play at a recital, but recite at a play?

How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?

If a fork were made of gold would it still be considered silverware?

If an atheist has to go to court, do they make him swear on the Bible?

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

If heat rises, then shouldn't hell be cold?

If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?

If something "goes without saying," why do people still say it?

If the sky is the limit, then what is space, over the limit?

If the swat team breaks down your door do they have to replace it later?

If you were a genie and a person asked you this wish, "I wish you would not grant me this wish" what would you do?

Isn't Disney World just a people trap operated by a mouse?

Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' in Latin, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures’?

Since there is a rule that states "i" before "e" except after "c", wouldn't "science" be spelled wrong?

What if you were to ask a genie to grant you more than three wishes for one of your wishes?

When a boy is named after his dad, he is called 'Junior,' but what do
you call a girl that is named after her mother?

Which way does a compass point in space?

Which way does a compass point in space?

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"?

Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken over there ... I'm gonna eat the first thing that comes out if its butt"?

Why are people so scared of mice, yet we all love Mickey Mouse?

Why can't you get a tan on your palms?

Why did Mary own a little lamb?

Why do companies offer you "free gifts?" Since when has a gift NOT been
free?

Why do dogs sniff other dog’s bottoms to say hello, why don’t they just bark in their face or something?

Why do people say, "You can't have your cake and eat it too"? Why would someone get cake if they can't eat it?

Why do the numbers on phones go down while the numbers on calculators go up?

Why do we wash behind our ears? Who really looks there?

Why do you DELETE something on the computer, but ERASE something on paper?

Why does the last piece of ice always stick to the bottom of the cup?

Why is a square meal served on round plates?

Why is a square meal served on round plates?

Why is Charlie short for Charles if they are both the same number of letters?

Why is chopsticks one of the easiest songs to play on the piano, but the hardest thing to eat with?

Why is it that when adults have multiple personalities it's schizophrenia, but when a child has imaginary friends it's cute?

Why is it when some products you have to turn it upside down to read the directions, and the directions say do not turn upside down?

Why is it when we talk to God we are praying, but when God talks to us we are put into the loony bin?

Why is the 0 on a phone after 1 and not before 1?

Why is toilet bowl cleaning liquid only blue?

Why isn't chocolate considered a vegetable, if chocolate comes from cocoa beans, and all beans are a vegetable?

Why isn't chocolate considered a vegetable, if chocolate comes from cocoa beans, and all beans are a vegetable?

Wouldn't it be smart to make the sticky stuff on envelopes taste like chocolate?

You know the expression, "Don't quit your day job?" Well what do you say to
people that work nights?